I would like to take this moment and proclaim the world to be a bunch of pissy assed bull shitters!

This proclamation has occurred for many reasons, none of which will make sense to anyone outside of the 7 walls of my head!

Annoyances

People who insist on telling you how awesome you are yet only show themselves as knowing bugger all as if they did know you, they'd know, that you don't damn well like being called awesome for no apparent reason other than making the caller of the awesome tagging feel better about themselves as they believe the callee feels better for the aforementioned awesome labelling

Lets discuss cute as a compliment, actually no, I will talk AT you. A person of the female form is inclined to call me cute, a word that is looked down upon in the male circle of manlyness, apparently! It's a compliment they say, they being the women folk. Yet will you lust after the cute one, will you choose him over the hot bodied one, oh no no no, so do women love the cuteness? Perhaps, but you're nothing against hot and struggling against rich! HA!