You ever had one of those days where you just look at yourself in the mirror and just think fuck it, I look damn hot today!?! ..... na me neither!

When I'm really random, I just speak to myself for hours and basically I think it's really funny shit but I get to wanting to do something to post to attract a posse of friendage to my internet aura and it just falls flat on its face. It's like Wile E Coyote vs Road Runner. I play the part of coyote, doomed to fail on a large scale.

Not that I'm doom mongering today, I'm just laying it on the line like a realistic racoon.

But it's like this, even what I write right now, I know it won't come across as I damn well want it. It won't convey my inner most thoughts and sum up my feelings at the time. Would you like some cheese with that whine you little whiney piss stain!?!

OOooooh yeah thats rights i'm bad mouthing myself whilst getting increasingly frustrated that my fingers can't find the correct keys ahmagad!

I need a patch to weeeeeen myself off t'internet, you know what I'm saying!?! Probably not..... I say its a "patch" aka a life my friends, I say "friends" I mean aka people who "like" me but have never met me and indured my life sucking qualities of doom! And yes I realise that made no sense but who cares, oooh thats right I DO!

Like sometimes I ban myself from social networks like its achieving something. Yep yep boi I ain't signing into msn tonight! That'll fucking show em, they going to be pineing for my super fun time get up! If I hide, they'll come looking....right? right?

If I spend an hour away from here, someone is BOUND to message me yeah? SO I MUST go check it out, I don't want to leave no one hanging now do I!?!

If I post a blog or a video, it has GOT to entertain, if it don't, what is my purpose? Who am I if I haven't got the entertainment value? It's not like you're going to come to me and be like yo craig, you being a man of the world and all that, hit me up with some advice. And perhps you could stop typing like you some black dude from the ghetto brudder!

But life is stoopid you know. I haven't left the house again this holiday and there's no way you can put a spin on that which doesn't show me to be pretty sad and pretrude loser like tendancies now.

I am actually going out next friday to see my very first band live! That is momentous yet sad all in one go. Already I'm thinking shit I'm going to miss some quality TV time! I may literally shit myself at any point between now and then. Who you going with then? My sister surprise surprise. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't go anywhere, it's pathetic really. Without her I wouldn't have ever had a girlfriend, oooh thats honest isn't it. You so know that this is going to embarrass me at some point. If you do read this Stacey, we ain't ever going to mention it alreet!

Leads me onto an issue though about aforementioned gf! Do you believe in fate? Because I have few friends and small existing social life, that girl, still infiltrates my fucked up mind way too much to be healthy. So anyways on facebook my sister got me to add someone who she lived with before and who we went on holiday with which is all good and that. But I went to her page and what do I read right underneath the post "you are now friends with Craig" oooh how wonderful "you are now friends with Craig's ex" really didn't need that cos it shows I probably haven't moved on at all in life or as a person, which is hugely scary for me as it confirms I haven't actually grown and got over it. My over analyzing mind has a field day with that scenario! IT shouldn't affect me, i'm sure she is not bothered, this is way too honest a blog isn't it! HAHA

How do you like me now!! =P

I'm using a big font so hell knows how long this actually is. Did you have a spare HOUR!

It's cold! And you know it's cold when I'm cold, saying that I don't have a jumper on at the mo, I'm freakin HARDCORE biatch.

So today, I'm watching TV like my life depends on it. I've got darts, F1, football *cough* wrestling *cough* it's funny and entertaining alright!! AND I watch X Factor, what you going to do about it!! Cos you know you do too and the women are pretty on there so I don't even need the sound ok! Don't make me come over there and justify myself!!!!!

Then I have to watch Merlin on iplayer. That show rocks I have to say, not sure why but I just like it. I like lots of things WOO I just never know why, like I like Torchwood but can't stand Dr Who! How strange is that

Well that's it as the darts has started, what a rollercoaster day this will be ;)