People are STRANGE

I don't really understand anyone

Understanding everyone would be boring

But not getting anyone?

That's crazy

Saying that

Anyone who understands me

Needs some sort of award

Because even I don't get me half the time

Probably why I contain myself in a spiral

The brightest spiral in the world

Doesn't stop it being lonely though does it

Why is it so hard to keep information safe? I wouldn't have thought it to be that hard but these people we put in charge of the databases seem to lack any ability to keep hold of anything. They post things through unsecure networks, they download files onto uncrypted storage devices, they leave their laptop on the train, in the pub or any other place they can damn well manage.

I want their job, i'd be freaking awesome because I can remember where I put stuff. AND I can compute to my brain that the files i'm in charge of are VERY VERY important and should never be out of my site!

Who leaves their laptop behind though? Yeah there must be the odd instance but surely you remember at some point. The people with the important files are just like hmmm I'm sure I came in with something, but I haven't got it now, what was it? sure it couldn't have been important...

Perhaps they should put their personal stash of porn on their too, then they wouldn't leave it behind would they!?!