I was wondering, you know, if erm, you could possibly think about, hmmmm, how to put this, erm yeah if you could not ermmmm leave all my personal details on a god damn train!?!?!?!
Well I came on the train with a folder with all your details on but course I didn't take it off with me, that would just be silly wouldn't it!?!
What do you mean a train isn't a high security storage facility?
If only they'd put porn on the disk with the details I would never forget where I put it!
Its not my fault, the journey was SOOOOOOO long and I was all sleepy and dreamt of unicorns and so I couldn't wait to get home and pet mine
I thought my butler would carry it off the train for me
I'm just going to admit it, I hate this fucking country and all the silly fuckers in it so I left it on the train on bloody purpose HA!
I needed a wee wee, I was really desperate!!
What do you mean this was real peoples details? I thought we were still playing the sims!?!
Well we could have made the disks more secure but I was going to be late for that round of golf...
I went on the train and and and ....those commoners, were breathing near me and everything, I just had to get away
Big Brother was on and I forgot to sky plus it and my maid doesn't know how to set it, stupid bloody foreigners....
It was a slow news day so the Sun paid me to leave them there??
I'm just fucking stupid
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