Saddam Husseins record at live tv hangman is not too good, played one, lost one....

Terminal 5 opens....and then shuts....its a vicious circle isn't it. The urinals were not ready, does it really matter? Everyone knows we stand around for ages drinking cups of coffee and the like and then we go wee wee but still no matter what, we will need to go again as soon as we step on that plane. So lets just cut out the whole process and fit cathetas as standard. Walk through the metal detector and then through to the catheta fitting zone where you can pick out a style and size to suit your every desire.

"i'm a man and i'm having a baby" words only the governer of california could utter...or so we thought! A man, and I use that term in the loosest sense of the word, is pregnant. Its happening in America, could you adam and eve it hey, nothing controversial ever happens there usually.... So legally 'it' is male but lets face it legally I could be african american as long as i fill out one of their forms in the good ol US of A. My major issue is he has no balls. Now its fine to have testicles and then lose them in some devastating hedgetrimmer accident but never to have them?? no way sirreeee bob.

"on the accusation that you are a man.....i find you not guilty" when you can wake up with a stiffy every single morning, that makes you a man, when the girl you always fancied gives you a hug and you try and act cool while your ever growing friend tries to make first contact, that makes you a man etc etc etc etc you get the picture. So in conclusion ladies and gentlemen, there is no revelation, she is not a man, men do not have the problem of going "oooh my waters just broke...." they have the problem of having their beer belly get too large meaning its easier to just pee where you are then struggle to the toilet only to hit the seat. Amen!!!

The map of Britain is sometimes looked upon as a man sitting down. This makes East Anglia the arse of Britain..... and with 3 Makro stores in the region, thats a hell of a lot of shit being churned out, so if the shoe fits.....