Soooo was reading The Sun this morning and they had a page with the favourite jokes of their coloumnists in an attempt to cheer up Britain from all the bad news it has got recently. So in my wisdom I decided to share some of them with you and make the internet community happier to. I hope you enjoy 
Four guys were playing golf when a funeral cortege went slowly by on the road adjoining the course. One of the players took off his cap and stood solemly until the procession was out of sight. A fellow player said "That was very moving and respectful" "Its the least I could do" said his mate. "After all, we were married for 23 years" - Fergus Shanahan
A MAN being examined by the doctor is told: “Are you aware, Sir, that you have a piece of lettuce protruding from your behind?”
“I know,” says the geezer, “and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.” - Jon Gaunt
MAN goes to the chemists and says to the pharmacist: “Have you got any Viagra?”
The chemist enquires: “Do you have a prescription?”
The man replies: “No, but I’ve got a photo of the wife.” - Terry Venables
A HUSBAND and wife are shopping in their local Tesco and the husband picks up a crate of Stella and puts it in their trolley.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks his wife.
“They’re on offer, only a tenner for 12 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands his wife and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies his wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does 12 cans of Stella and it’s half the price.” - Emma Parker Bowles
A COUPLE were eating in a restaurant when the waitress notices the woman slide under the table as the man glances nonchalantly around.
“Excuse me sir,” says the waitress. “Your wife has just slid under the table.”
“No she hasn’t,” says the man. “She’s just walked in.” - Lorraine Kelly
Well they are some of the ones I found the funniest, you can read the rest here hopefully, not too sure how long they keep the page active though!!
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