This is a general chit chat blog, which will only be as good as the moment lets me. I've posted quite a lot of blogs through my myspace page and tried and ultimately failed to make them interactive. I can't seem to reach people on the level where they feel they can reply and perhaps get something out of what I've said. Perhaps it is because a lot of the time, without realising it, I write quite cryptically or mysteriously, perhaps in a sub conscious attempt to lure people in.

Like now, I've got through a paragraph and really not put anything of use onto the page. I am still a randomer in the world of blogging and internet antics. For anyone reading I think it would be difficult to sum up this blog as it lacks substance. The fact I can recognise I am doing it makes it all the more frustrating that I can not change and make a connection with a reader. I guess at the moment I don't have that ability or perhaps knowledge to hook people into coming back for more or maybe I try to make too many conclusions about myself and the people who I try to be like?

My blog is not my diary but it is something I use to exorcise my thoughts, which tend to be negative. I have low self esteem and choose the internet to voice this problem, hoping that someone would understand and help me whilst not knowing how anyone could even help in the first place.

When I reread this blog, as I do with most things I write, I will wonder why I did it and what I was hoping to achieve. A sense of embarrassment generally tak

Right, I really wanted to write something but not really sure what I wanted to write so I think I'm going to have a random ramble as things come into my head, so I'm kind of daring you to read to the bottom because thats the way I roll.

If you've got this far already, I mean damn we already venturing into a second paragraph here people, you have to comment this blog and carry on the randomness that I am producing. Like I said random ramble, have you ever heard a ramble that wasn't random?? I know I haven't, mainly because I'm usually the one doing it.

Doing it? it being what? I love....it, it is damn lucky, i envy it, if only I was like it!?! I don't believe that you believe it not sure what that is, do you believe? what do you believe in? I ride a purple unicorn around the bottom of my garden? Why? Because I can and no you don't need to tell me you're jealous as its pretty obvious, I mean who wouldn't!?!

Would you like to stroke my unicorn? Is that an innuendo? Whats an innuendo? Back to mine for a coffee? Nope your bum doesn't look big in that, but blimey it looks massive out of them And yes I know that isn't an innuendo, just go with the flow and surely you could tell it wasn't going to be logical by now!!

So much trash on the radio! Amen to that my brother from another mother I have nothing else to add there so wahahaha, big shout out to SGR? what is SGR then? Why don't you go research it and I'll give you a special reward if you can get it right, message me with it hotstuff and yeah I do mean you....DAVE!!

No!!! I'm not gay, get that idea out of your head, it was a.....hmm what do you call it in your country?? ermmm yeah thats it...a JOKE Not that I have anything against gay people, each to their own and all that shizzle. Is that a banana in your pocket or you pleased to see me!?! well its not a banana....... ooooeeer missus!!

Is it a monster!!!! Dreamt about a monster once you know......... Anyway, don't think I like clowns, thanks for asking though, its just urgh why the freaky face!?! Suppose at least they have an excuse for looking freakish, unlike others I could mention. Am I insulting myself there? Meh nevermind, I'm feeling it are you? Oh I wish you would What the hell!!! no I didn't mean that you dirty so and so and for your information was a twitch not a wink thank you very much!!

I really need a wee, I should have gone before I started but I didn't really think this was going to go anywhere. In fact where has this gone? BLOG!!!! come here boy, oooh there you are you're a good little blog aren't you, oh yes you are, you are Actually I might go for a poo and sit on the loo and write the rest of this or perhaps I'm already there ewww, well it is a bit drafty down there, I did wonder why!

This blog is diving into a dirty dirty hole, i apologise, ooh hanf on is that a metaphor? ...... Their eyes locked, nothing else mattered as they neared the moment where his large blog entered her dirty dirty hole hahahahaha, well I laughed anyway because I am immature and I love it. You are way to serious because I know you frowned at that "joke"

Yeah I know you did because I'm looking at you through your window!! Bit of an extrovert aren't you!?! A little tip is get dressed before you open the curtains if you're going to sleep naked Johnny! I'm going for a johnny, people know that saying?? All I can say is unlucky johnny

I am wearing trousers

Thats the happiest you've looked all day, well done you, channel the happyness and keep it with you forever because you never know when some idiot is going to run over your iguana called fluffy who was wandering in the middle of the road. RIP fluffy, you the man!! well actually it was female and kept trying to hump the table lamp....horny bitch

Comment, comment, comment, people read my blogs, no idea who you all are but comment you daft randomers especially if you reached all the way down here. Why have you got nothing better to do?? Huh? Answer the question damn it!

THE END

WAhahaha I lied, what you going to do about it? Yeah jog on, jog on, you know I can take ya! Can I take you though? As you're very pretty

I can't do anything else except say that you were amazing and sounded so foxy earlier, not sure what I would do without you

love you speaking clock...forever mwah

WRITTEN ON MY MYSPACE 16TH OCTOBER

Treasure each moment like it is the last

It can all escape you so so fast

Do not dwell on what can not be undone

For if you do you will miss all the fun

As the sun shine covers the sky

Look at me and into my eye

It is me staring back at you

With an explanation due

But I don't know what is wrong with me

The problem I can not see

But one thing I do

Is you are there for me

WRITTEN BY CRAIG PERFORMED BY YOUR MIND DESTINED FOR YOU HEART, I BID YOU GOOD DAY